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Rainbow Corkscrew Spinner

A Houston, Texas eBay seller offered

“

a brand new

RAINBOW colored double cork screw spinner. This is a

great way to add color to your yard. The cork screw

measures 60

”

long. That

‟

s 5 feet of swirling rainbow

action. I have one of these hanging in my yard and it is

so nice to look at!

”

I decided to search the Internet for the Rainbow

Corkscrew Spinner. I found them offered with this

description:

“

No more subtle hints to that stud across the street when

he sees this beautiful Rainbow Spinner twisting proudly

in your yard or under the eaves. When hanging from its

upper grommet, the spinner extends about five feet; if

you secure the bottom grommet, you can expand the

spinner to a length of about seven feet. This well-

constructed nylon spinner will make a proud statement

not only during your local Gay Pride Festival but the

whole year round. No more hiding in the closet -- the

bright and vibrant rainbow of colors will show that

neighborhood stud you

‟

re out and proud. If you

‟

re

lucky, maybe he

‟

ll be raising something up his flagpole

for you!

”

I did not buy one!